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PostSubject: Mornin everyone   Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:54 am

No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real!
Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite

Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.
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Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do.
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Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications

14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium
Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more
Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties
Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol
Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses
Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!
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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:07 am

Wtf? Hi
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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:07 am

People. For. The. Ethical. Treatment. Of. Unicorns.

Honestly, this is sort of malign husbandry is up there with prepping goose livers for foie gras - I'm writing my Congressman or Woman.







(p.p.p.s. "Unicorn" appears in the Bible 6 times. Sadly it's a translation from the Hebrew for "wild bull" Neutral )
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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:22 am

his he human or just a monster from Mars??? Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:47 pm

This dude is legit!

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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:07 pm

I don't get it but welcome, nonetheless! :d

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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:20 pm

Welcome Unicorn whoever you are Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:38 pm

Haha I know this guy.
Hey there Unicorn_Meat.
He's a siege player.
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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:42 am

Welcome there lol =D

I'd love to have some unicorn meat someday. You could use the horn as a toothpick =F

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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:43 pm

lol Unicorn posts the most strange introduction posts. He did the same on the uk forum and then never came back again!

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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:32 pm

I feel honored he came back here at least... I love you But he's quiet... I think he's only here to see our reactions to his post...

Should I upload a video of my reaction on Youtube just like so many bored unemployed dudes on Youtube?

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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:24 pm

I want to see this xD

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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:19 am

LOLOLOL hiiiii unicorn meat Smile i always wondered where you got the nick unicorn meat from Razz


welcome him guys....he's way cool Smile i've played with him a few times and then he disappeared!! but now he's back xD he was/is in uA


LOLOL @ lid. you should totally put your reaction video up. maybe i'll put mine up too.
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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:08 am

<==== MIA [-uA-]Unicorn_Meat
Frolicking all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows for everyone everywhere i go.


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PostSubject: Re: Mornin everyone   Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:23 am

his a free mind ^^

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